EUPHEMISMS

What we say......................

1. Negative cash flow
2. Correctional facility
3. Between jobs
4. Making a career change
5. Adult entertainment
6. Non-performing assets
7. A little thin on top
8. Compare answers
9. Downsize
10. Golden years
11. Secure housing units
12. Landfill
13. Carrying a few extra pounds
14. Bathroom tissue
15. Chemical dependency
16. Fabricate
17. Pre-owned
18. Subject to involuntary attrition
19. Rubenesque
20. Dialogue
21. Inventory shrinkage

What it means..................

1. Broke
2. Jail
3. Unemployed
4. Looking for a job
5. Pornography
6. Bad investments
7. Bald 
8. Cheat
9. Fire 
10. Old age 
11. Solitary confinement 
12. Garbage dump 
13. Fat 
14. Toilet paper 
15. Drug addiction 
16. Lie 
17. Used
18. Fire 
19. Fat 
20. Argument
21. Shoplifting