THERE OUGHT TO BE A WORD I

Have you ever thought, "There ought to be a word to describe this?" Rich Hall in Angry Young Sniglets came up with these:

BLIX..............the moving part on the inside of an ice cream scooper used to eject a single scoop

FLUTCH..........the involuntary jerk of the body one makes when you first notice you don't have your wallet

GLOOB..........air bag created in the front of your swim trunks when entering the pool

LARF..............to lick and retain a fork for later use

MAWLK........the one deflated or "factory irregular" malted milk ball found in every box/the defective, frozen wheel found on every shopping cart

OPHEAD (verb).........to smash one's head against the crease of a newspaper to get it to fold

PARD..........the stubby, eraserless thing issued by miniature golf courses to help score

RADIOPORK........the iridescent glow of packaged lunch meat

[WORD NEEDED] .......... the shock experienced when you start the car in the morning and your teenager has left the radio on, at top volume, tuned to his/her favorite punk rock station