FOUR JOKES
Credit: Reader's Digest

1. Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man attracts you?" "I've always been drawn to Native American men," she replied. "They're in harmony with nature." "I see," said the man, nodding in understanding. "But then I'm also attracted to Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and Southern gentlemen who treat their ladies with so much respect." "Please allow me to introduce myself," said the man. "My name is.............................

2. Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer's barn. While he surveyed the damage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $50,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. "We don't give you the money," a company officer explained. "We replace the barn and all the equipment in it." "Oh, I see," said the woman. "In that case, ...............

3. A couple whose passion had waned consulted a marriage counselor. Several appointments later, after little success, the therapist suddenly swept the woman into his arms and kissed her.
"You see," the counselor said to the husband, "this is the treatment your wife needs---Monday, Thursday, and Saturday, at least." "Well," replied the husband, "...............

4. In a booming voice, a cantor bragged to his congregation, "Two years ago, I insured my voice with Lloyd's of London for $750,000." The crowded room was hushed. Suddenly an elderly woman spoke. "So," she said, "............................

Answers:

1. Tecumseh Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba."
2. cancel the policy I have on my husband."
3. I can bring her in here on Thursday and Saturday, but Monday's my bowling night."
4. What did you do with the money?"