SIXTEEN RIDDLES

1. Why is "b" the hottest letter?
2. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
3. What do you call the son of a millionaire?
4. What did one elevator say to the other?
5. What letter in the alphabet is most useful to a deaf old lady?
6. Why is human life the greatest of all riddles?
7. What bird never grows up?
8. Why did the cyclops close his school?
9. Why was the belt arrested?
10. What did the termite say when he saw the house burning?
11. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
12. What do earthquakes say when they argue?
13. What did the boy centipede say to the girl centiped
14. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will garlic and onions do?
15. Did you hear the Italian fish love song?
16. What do you call a polar bear in the Caribbean Sea?

Answers:

1. It makes oil boil.
2. "Lava, come back."
3. A million heir
4. " I think I'm coming down with something."
5. "A" because it makes her hear.
6. Everyone must give it up.
7. A myna bird
8. He only had one pupil.
9. It held up a pair of pants.
10. Barbeque
11. Finding half a worm
12. "It's not my fault."
13. "Nice legs"
14. Keep everybody away
15. "That's a Moray."
16. Lost