1. Start with a female name with two consecutive vowels. Add a vowel, different from the other two, but placed between them, to get a male name. Add another vowel, different from the other three, to the end of the word to get another female name.

2. Why is "O" the only vowel you can hear? (Answer is a double pun.)

3. Why does a pig dislike the letter N?

HINT:

1. The first female name is LOIS.

Answer:

1. LOIS/LOUIS/LOUISE

2. All the others are in AUDIBLE (inaudible).

3. It makes A STY NASTY.