Credit: OMNI Magazine -- Contest
Grand Prize Winner--Harry Yearsley
Q. Why is the earth flat at the poles?
A. Because of the constant pressure applied by the wing nuts, which can be clearly seen on any desk-top model of the globe.
OTHER THEORIES
(Sources unknown)
Q. Why can you never find a paper clip when you need one, and why are there always more hangers in the closet than you put there?
A. The paper clip is the embryonic form of the coat hanger, and it migrates from desk to closet when no one is watching.
Q. Why is the Western Hemisphere expected to sink into the ocean by 2050?
A. Because of the accumulated weight of back issues of National Geographic magazine.
Q. Why can you never find a paper clip when you need one, and why are there always more hangers in the closet than you put there?
A. The paper clip is the embryonic form of the coat hanger, and it migrates from desk to closet when no one is watching.
Q. Why is the Western Hemisphere expected to sink into the ocean by 2050?
A. Because of the accumulated weight of back issues of National Geographic magazine.
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