My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine,
Wynonna Judd
Two monologues don't make a dialogue.
Author Unknown
Once you've seen your face on a bottle salad dressing, it's hard to take yourself seriously.
Paul Newman
I told my psychiatrist that everybody hates me. He said, "Don't be ridiculous. There are millions of people who haven't met you yet."
Rodney Dangerfield
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Honore de Balzac
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
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