Thursday, May 19, 2011

QUOTES V

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine,
Wynonna Judd

Two monologues don't make a dialogue.
Author Unknown

Once you've seen your face on a bottle salad dressing, it's hard to take yourself seriously.
Paul Newman

I told my psychiatrist that everybody hates me. He said, "Don't be ridiculous. There are millions of people who haven't met you yet."
Rodney Dangerfield

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Honore de Balzac

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem




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