JOKES

1)

Teacher: What's a Hindu?

Student: It lays eggs.

2)

Q. How slow was he?

A. He was so slow it took him an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes."

3)

Q. How dumb was he?

A. He was so dumb he almost froze to death at the drive-in. He went to see "Closed for Winter."

4)

Teacher: What did Sir Francis Drake do?

Student: He circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

5. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. [Explanation: In base 2 (binary), 10 (read: one zero) is equivalent to 2 in base ten.]