COMEDY CLUB FOR DOCTORS

Credit: NY Times Crossword - Oct. 18, 1998

David J. Kahn

The surgeon left them in stitches. What about the ................

1. Obstetrician

2. Allergist

3. Gastroenterologist

4. Orthopaedist

5. Anesthesiologist

6. Dermatologist

7. Plastic surgeon

8. Podiatrist

Answers:

1. He had the best delivery.

2. He got a bad reaction.

3. He got the most belly-laughs

4. He told everyone to break a leg.

5. He put everyone to sleep.

6. He told a rash of one-liners.

7. He lifted everyone's spirits.

8. He told corny jokes.