DID YOU HEAR ABOUT VI

Did you hear about ..................

1. The thief in the butcher shop?
2. The updated version of Dial soap?
3. The race between the two electricians?
4. The new voyeur's magazine?
5. Al Gore's band of math majors?

Answers:

1. He stepped on a scale and gave himself  a weigh.  
2. It's called Push Button soap. 
3. It came down to the wire. 
4. Good Housepeeking  
5. The Al Gore Rhythms