JOKES

1. A college professor asked his students to sign a form giving their word that they had received no outside assistance on a test they had just taken. One student asked him if he should sign, since he had prayed to God for assistance on the test. The professor read the student's bluebook and said, "You may sign the form with a clear conscience. God has not helped you."

2. A mother was dropping off her son at school on her way to work. She said, "Promise Mommy you'll be good." The little boy said, "I will, if you'll give me a dollar."  Mommy replied, "Why can't you be good for nothing, like your father?"