THAT'S AMORE

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.

This verse, from the song popularized by Dean Martin, has inspired many parodies. Here are four examples:

When an eel bites your heel
And a twinge you do feel,
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.

Avocado mashed up,
And served from a cup,
Guacamole

If through King Kong you have sat
Watch The Vampire Bat,
To see more Wray.

NOTE:  Faye Wray was the actress in the original King Kong, and also starred in The Vampire Bat.