THREE JOKES

1.  How can you tell if a Jewish wedding is Orthodox, Conservative, or Reformed?

Orthodox: The bride's mother is pregnant.
Conservative: The bride is pregnant.
Reformed: The rabbi is pregnant.

2. What was the English teacher's favorite snack?

3. What did Sergeant Joe Friday ask the clerk for in the fabric store?

Answers:

2.  Synonym rolls 

3. "The flax, Ma'am, just the flax"