FOUR JOKES

1)
Q. What did the grateful window say to the Venetian blind?
A. "Without you, it would be curtains."

2)
Employer: Punctuality is very important in this office. How do you feel about that?
Applicant: Punctuality is important to me too..........periods, commas - they're important.

3)
Q. Where's the best place to be when the world ends?
A. Louisiana - It will take twenty years before they know what happened.

4)
Teacher: I told you to draw a horse and cart, but you only drew the horse.
Student: The horse will draw the cart.