JOKES

Dr. Weasy was upset to find his name misspelled in the newspaper as Dr. Yircu. He called the paper to point out the mistake. The editor apologized and said he would run a correction in the next issue.
"Please spell your name for me," the editor asked. "It's just as I told you before," replied Dr. Weasy:

"W as in why, E as in eye, A as in are, S as in sea, and Y as in you."