ALL IN FUDD
Credit: LA Times Crossword
Sylvia Bursztyn and Bary Tunick

According to Elmer Fudd.................

1. What do you call a stir-fry gala?
2. What do you call summer cruisewear?
3. Which Wagner operas are for the birds?
4. What do you call bantering with Leno and Letterman?
5. What do Horatio Alger and Toto have in common?

Answers:

1. A wok festival
2. Whites of passage
3. The Wing Cycle
4.  Putting on the wits
5. Horatio Alger went from rags to riches. Toto gave wags to witches.