TARZAN ANSWERS

 

1. How does Roy Rogers' horse feel after you feed him, Tarzan?

2. What did you learn in church today, Tarzan?

3. What happened when you had lunch with the ventriloquist, Tarzan?

4. So you lost your temper at the carpet store. What did you do? 

5. So you lost your temper in the department store. What did you do?

6. Tarzan's observation upon petting a lion

Tarzan's answers:

1. Trigger happy

2. Sin bad 

3. Table talk

4. Throw rugs 

5. Floor manager

6. Mane coarse

Credits: 

1-3: Merl Reagle

       TONTO, TARZAN, AND ME

6: Fred Piscop

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