FOUR RIDDLES

1. What award do you get for doing nothing?
2. Why is the Eiffel Tower like a tick?
3. What did the polite plumber say?
4)
What can be driven, yet has no wheels,
What can be sliced, yet still remain whole?



Answers:

1. Atrophy
2. It's a Paris sight. 
3. "I'm at your disposal."
4. A golf ball