DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XIV

Did you hear about.........................

1. Robert E. Lee in high school?
2. Amy Vanderbilt's getting lost in the woods?
3. The beauty pageant winner who came down with the flu?
4. The cow that drank a bottle of blue ink?
5. The insulting telegram?

Answers:

1.  He was voted most likely to secede.
2.  She took the wrong fork.
3.  She was sick and tiara-ed.
4.  It mooed indigo. 
5. It was a barbed wire.