LAST WORDS III

Can you improve on these "last words"?

1. Following a campaign speech, a young man rushed up to the speaker and said, "Senator, if you were St. Peter himself, I wouldn't vote for you." The Senator eyed him a moment and said:

2. Hypochondriac's dying words:

Answers:

1. "Son, if I were St. Peter, you couldn't vote for me, because you wouldn't be in my district."

2 ."I told you I was sick."