FOUR RIDDLES

1. What can be empty, halfway, and full?
2. Why do handsome men never go deer hunting?
3. What did the big cat say when he put on trousers that didn't quite fit?
4. Why should you not talk about yourself at a party?

Answers:

1. A house 
2. They look like a million bucks.
3. "My panther too tight."
4. Everyone will talk about you after you leave.

Credit: #3
James Ertner 

Credit: #4:
Stanley Newman