FOUR RIDDLES

1. The Great Lakes look really similar. Sometimes you can't tell which  _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ .
2. Why did the X-ray technician refuse to date her former patient?
3. What makes more noise when it's dead than when it was alive?
4. How could you tell the Cyclops liked his girlfriend?

Answers:

1. Lake Huron  (lake you're on)
2. She didn't see anything in him. 
3. A leaf 
4. He couldn't take his eye off her.