KNOCK KNOCK / WHO'S THERE? IV

WHO'S THERE?
Credit: GAMES Magazine - Feb. 1984
M. M.

In this variation of the traditional Knock Knock joke, the last part of the answer is given. You must come up with the right name (of the person knocking) to make the joke work. For example, given the clue " _______ poor Yorick," the blank could be filled in with ALICE - (as in Alice who?) - "ALAS, poor Yorick."

1. _______ lace is untied.
2. _______ marry me?
3. _______ body home?
4. _______ any questions?
5. _______ the tub, I'm dwowning!
6. _______ Welk can do it, so can I.
7. _______ wall carpeting is too expensive.

Answers:

Who's there?

1. Matthew
2. William
3. Annie
4. Arthur
5. Dwayne
6. Florence
7. Walter