SO I SAYS ............ I
Credit: GAMES Magazine - Dec. 1982
Keith and Kathi Harmeyer and
Ed and Lee Ferrell

Forget about grammar! SO I SAYS is a game in which a common first name must be found that is humorously appropriate to a given statement. For example,

So I says to the girl standing in the swamp, I says ........... ,

The answer name would be MARSHA - the connection being swamp and marsh.

1. So I says to the girl blessing the food, I says .......... ,
2. So I says to the girl taking me to court, I says .......... ,
3. So I says to the man seasoning the soup, I says .......... ,
4. So I says to the guy using the PA system , I says .......... ,
5. So I says to the guy changing his tire, I says ........... ,
6. So I says to the lion tamer, I says ................. ,
7. So I says to the man saying his prayers, I says ............. ,
8. So I says to the boy doing subtraction, I says .............. ,
9. So I says to the girl watching the sunrise, I says, ............ ,
10. So I says to the guy getting dressed, I says ............. ,
11. So I says to the P.E. teacher, I says ............ ,
12. So I says to the guy floating gently on the waves, I says .......... ,

Answers:

1. GRACE
2. SUE
3. HERB
4. MIKE
5. JACK
6. CLAUDE
7. NEIL
8. LES
9. DAWN
10. DON
11. JIM
12. BOB