DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XV

Did you hear about .......................

1. The Cyclops who went to the optometrist?
2. The two spiders who got married?
3. The botanist who crossed a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

Answers:

1. With his new glass, he had 20 vision.
2. They were newly webs. 
3. He had a rash of good luck.  (Raymond D. Love)