FOUR RIDDLES

1. What did the judge ask the dry cleaner?
2. Why is it not allowed to tell a joke around the Mona Lisa?
3. What size pizza do fortune tellers order?
4.  What do you call a bug in the capital of Ecuador?

Answers:

1. "Are you going to press charges?"
2. She might crack a smile. 
3. Medium 
4. A Quito mosquito