SO I SAYS ............. II

NAMES PEOPLE PLAY
Credit: GAMES Magazine - Apr. 2004
Raymond D. Love

Can you think of an appropriate name to complete each of the SO I SAYS conversation pieces below? For example,

So I says to the hotdog vendor, I says .......... ,

The answer name would be FRANK - the connection being frank and hotdog.

1. So I says to the long-ball hitter, I says .......... ,
2. So I says to the oil rigger, I says .......... ,
3. So I says to the emcee, I says .......... ,
4. So I says to the personal injury lawyer, I says .......... ,
5. So I says to the birdwatcher, I says .......... ,
6. So I says to the telegraph operator, I says .......... ,
7. So I says to the winner of the race, I says .......... ,
8. So I says to the carpenter, I says .......... ,
9. So I says to the potter, I says .......... ,
10. So I says to the sheriff, I says .......... ,
11. So I says to the estate executor, I says .......... ,
12. So I says to the safecracker, I says .......... ,
13. So I says to the beachcomber, I says .......... ,
14. So I says to the marathon runner, I says .......... ,
15. So I says to the wrestler, I says .......... ,
16. So I says to the songwriter, I says .......... ,
17. So I says to the sketch artist, I says .......... ,
18. So I says to the butcher, I says .......... ,
19. So I says to the cow thief, I says .......... ,
20. So I says to the optometrist, I says .......... ,

Answers:

1. HOMER
2. DERRICK
3. MIKE
4. SUE
5. ROBIN
6. DOT
7. VICTOR
8. WOODY
9. CLAY
10. MARSHALL
11. WILL
12. JIMMY
13. SANDY
14. MILES
15. MATT
16. MELODY
17. DREW
18. CHUCK
19. RUSSEL
20. SEYMOUR