JOKES

1)
He:   I'm wearing my new expensive hearing aid. It's state of the art.
She:  Really? What kind is it?
He:   Twelve-thirty.

2. Topic opening the fifth annual Paranoids Anonymous colloquy: "Protect yourself from your bodyguard."

3)
George Washington goes to Hawaii:
Sales girl: Which of these wreaths do you like best?
George Washington: They all look the same to me.
Sales girl: But surely you like one best?
George Washington: I cannot tell a lei.  (Alan Arbesfeld)