EIGHT JOKES

1)
Mechanic: Your engine has a loose belt.
Car owner: Is that bad?
Mechanic: Well, my brother had that once and his pants fell down."

2. What did one herring say to the other?
3. What's the real reason the Three Little Pigs left home?
4. What invention allows us to see through walls?

5)
John: "I've changed my mind."
Mary: "Good, maybe the new one will work."

6)
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish someone for something he didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not
Johnny: I didn't do my homework.

7. What do you call the yacht that is used to to signal the start of a large boat race?

8. Which has more legs, a horse or no horse?

Answers:

2. "Am I my brother's kipper?"
3. Their father was a boar.
4. Windows
7. The launch that faced a thousand ships
8. No horse - A horse has four legs, but no horse has five legs. 

Credit:
#1: The Enigma 
April, 2012 - Cryptograms
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