QUOTES XXVII

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck

I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.
Bjarne Stroustrup

I know how to spell BANANA; I just have trouble stopping.
NEXT LINGO from The Enigma

How you played in yesterday's game is all that counts.
Jackie Robinson

If a man says he will fix something, he will. There's no need to remind him about it every six months.
Author Unknown - published in The Enigma 

The oldest, shortest words - "Yes" and "No"- are those which require the most thought.
Pythagoras