THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN XIII
What's the difference between:
1. A pretty bonnet and a boy?
2. A bank robber and a Scrabble cheat?
3. The Amazon River and a Jewish delicatessen?
4. The final copy of a page before being typeset and a person impervious to chutzpah?
Answers:
1. One becomes a woman and the other doesn't.
2. A Scrabble cheat is a blank robber.
3. In the Amazon you can see a man-eating piranha. In a Jewish delicatessen you can see a man eating herring.
4. One is a galley proof and the other is gall proof.
Credit:
#4: LA Times Crossword
Sept. 10, 2010
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