THREE TAILOR RIDDLES

1. The tailor was so dumb, he thought NASA sewed astronauts' uniforms with...............
2. The tailor mixed up the orders from a policeman and a priest, and he...............
3. The tailor was a poor communicator because he kept...............

Answers:

1. a Space Needle
2. collared the wrong man
3. losing the thread of the conversation 

Credit: LA Times Crossword
March 21, 2010
John Lampkin
THE CLOTHIER'S APPRENTICE