JOKES

A man sold a lawn mower to a minister. The minister brought it back - saying that it wouldn't start. "It'll start," said the man, "but you have to curse at it." "I haven't uttered a curse in 30 years," replied the minister. The man said, "Just keep pulling the starter cord. The words will come back to you."

Credit: Reader's Digest 
Laverne Lauterbach