FIVE RIDDLES

1. What do you call a city elf?
2. What was the bees' favorite folk music group?
3. What do you call a socially correct goose in Boston?
4. Why are dieters good sports?
5. What did the judge say to the bigamist?

Answers:

1. Metronome                 (Carol R. Blumenstein)
2. Peter, Pollen, Mary    (Richard Silvestri)
3. Propaganda
4. They like to lose.
5. "You can't have your Kate and Edith too."  

Credit #5:
NY Times Crossword
Stephanie Spadaccini
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