THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN XIV

What's the difference between:

1. A dermatologist and a tribal medicine man?
2. A creation of Edgar Allan Poe and an idol?
3. A child and a piece of fruit?
4. An easily distracted child and the Golden Gate Bridge?

Answer:

1. One is an itch doctor and the other a witch doctor.
2. One is a raven image and the other a graven image. 
3. Fruit can't be fresh and spoiled at the same time.
4. One has a short attention span and the other is a long tension span. 

Credits:

1-2: Richard Thomas
3. Nelson Hardy
4: Merl Reagle