FOUR RIDDLES

1. In a play in which all the actors and actresses are bugs, what do you call a remark meant for the audience to hear, but not any of the other characters?

2. Why are orchestra conductors responsible people?

3. What train carries no passengers or freight and never goes anywhere?

4. Why was the longshoreman such a good bowler?

Answers:

1. An insect aside 
2. They have to face the music. 
3. The gravy train 
4. He was always on strike and had a lot of spare time.

Credit:
#1: Marie Langley
#2: Jay Sullivan 
#4: Tucker Smith (adapted)