UPDATED PROVERBS
Credit: NY Times Crossword
August 14, 2011
Paula Gamache (HACK SAWS - #1-4)

Can you complete the starts of these familiar sayings with an updated version?

1. Where there's a will, ..............
2. Where there's smoke, ...............
3. He who laughs last - ....................
4. If at first you don't succeed, ................
5. A miss is as good as a ..........................
6. A fool and his money - ........................
7. You can lead a horse to water, ....................
8. People who live in glass houses - ...............

Answers:

1. there's a relative.
2. there's air pollution.
3. finally got the joke.
4. re-define the goal
5. mister
6. will make somebody happy.
7. but you can't teach it to do the backstroke.
8. make interesting neighbors.

Note: See also HACK SAWS, posted 8-25-2011.