NEW OLD SAYINGS
Credit: GAMES Magazine
November, 2002
Craig McNair (#1, 3-6, 9 adapted)

Can you let the air out of these inflated sayings to restore the familiar maxims?

1. Amorous activity is universally victorious.
2. Neophytes' serendipity
3. The competent implement; the balance edify.
4. Allow for the possibility of an irenic society.
5. Jocularity is directly proportional to population.
6. Unrestricted control degrades utterly.
7. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
8. Discrimination by mendicants must be interdicted.
9. Desist articulation if offensive verbiage is inevitable.
10. Take advantage of clement conditions to maximize productivity.

Answers:

1. Love conquers all.
2. Beginners' luck
3. Those who can, do; those who can't, teach
4. Give peace a chance.
5. The more the merrier
6. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
7. Beauty is only skin deep.
8. Beggars can't be choosers.
9. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
10. Make hay while the sun shines.