CLOSING UP SHOP
John Greenman (#1-5)

Q. What did the owner of the meat-packing plant say when his business failed?
A. "Chuck it all."

What about the owner of ......................

1. the snack food shop?
2. the cruise line?
3. the compact company?
4. the laundry?
5. the store that was open 24/7?
6. the racetrack?
7. the animal shelter?

Answers:

1. "I'm cashing in my chips."
2. "Abandon ship."
3. He took a powder.
4. "I'm throwing in the towel."
5. "Call it a day." 
6. "We had a good run." 
7. "Every dog has its day."