QUOTES XXXII

A miser makes a wonderful ancestor.
Laurence J. Peter

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
John A. Shedd

Park rangers' request to visitors at Death Valley: Please do not try to fry eggs on the sidewalk.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's probably not your thing.
Author Unknown