AMBIGUOUS JOB RECOMMENDATIONS
Credit: NY Times Crossword
July 18, 2004
Seth A. Abel

Recommendation for..................

1. A chronically absent employee
2. Dishonest employee
3. Employee who stole petty cash
4. Employee who had a drinking problem
5. Final recommendation

Answers:

1. Finding him was pure luck.
2. He's an unbelievable worker.
3. He's comfortable with change.
4. His talents are being wasted.
5. Waste no time calling him.