SIX RIDDLES

1. What insect lives at the top of your house?
2. What do you call the back door to a cafeteria?
3. Why did King Kong join the marines?
4. Why did the prison hire the dermatologist?
5. Why is everyone tired on April 1?
6. How many i's are there in Mississippi?

Answers:

1. A tick
2. Bacteria
3. To learn gorilla warfare
4. In case someone broke out
5. Because they just finished a 31-day March
6. Rough estimate - count the number of people and multiply by two