OVERHEARD

Girl: You remind of the ocean.
Boy: Romantic, wild, and restless?
Girl. No. You make me sick.

Boy (treading water): Do you know how I keep my head above water?
Girl: Yes. Wood floats

Irritated fly to another fly: Bug, you man me.

Director: Have you had any stage experience?
Actor: I had my leg in a cast once.

Buffalo to his son as he is leaving: Bye, son.

Read in the will of a miserly millionaire: ............and to my brother Fred, whom I promised to remember in my will .............. Hi there, Fred.

Doctor: You got shot in the woods?
Patient: No, in the lumbar region

Patient: Every time I do this it hurts.
Doctor: Don't do that.

1st Grade Girl: I'm not going back to school.
Mother: Why not?
Girl: Well, I can't read and I can't write, and the teacher won't let me talk.