FIFTEEN RIDDLES

1. Why did the cow go to the psychiatrist?
2. What goes through a door, but never goes in or out?
3. My second hand is my third hand. What am I?
4. Why are all doctors liars?
5. What kind of furniture likes to go on vacation?
6. What kind of furniture has a lot of money?
7. What kind of furniture wears trendy clothes?
8. What can jump higher than a house?
9. Why is a dog a bad dancer?
10. Why did the tightrope walker go to the bank?
11. What did one ear say to the other ear?
12. Why are pianos the noblest of instruments?
13. How did the blind carpenter recover his sight?
14. What did the termite say when he saw the house burning?
15. What do you pull apart in the morning and pull together at night?

Answers:

1. She had issues with her fodder.
2. A keyhole
3. A clock
4. They say they'll treat you, but then they make you pay.
5. A travel bureau
6. An endowed chair
7. A snappy dresser
8. Anything - a house can't jump
9. It  has two left feet.
10. To check his balance
11. "I didn't know we lived on the same block."
12. Some are grand and the rest are upright.
13. He picked up his hammer and saw.
14. "Umm.......barbecue"
15. Curtains