THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN XVI
What's the difference between:
1. An usher and an inept surgeon?
2. An American Indian ceremony and an inaugural ball?
3. Travel and bull rings?
4. A large extended family and a citizen of Oz?
Answers:
1. One can show you to your seat and the other can sew you to your sheet.
2. One is a rain dance and the other a reign dance.
3. One is going places and the other is goring places.
4. Much kin and Munchkin
Sunday, December 20, 2015
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