BAD PUNS III
Credit: GAMES Magazine
June, 1983
#1: Ruth W. Wall
#2: Len Elliott

Can you fill in the pun(ch) lines to these contest-winning puns?

1. Eve thought Adam needed a change of clothing, so she persuaded him to _____   _____  a  _____   _____ .

2. The boy simultaneously contracted measles, mumps, chicken pox, and a cold. His mother took him to a doctor who cured him of everything. The doctor _____  with the _____   _____ .

Answers:

1. turn over (a) new leaf
2. dispensed with the four maladies