JOKES

     A doctor on his morning rounds visited a patient on whom he had performed a hernia operation three days before. The doctor asked why the man had not yet gotten out of bed.
     "It hurts, doc, you don't know how it feels."
     "I know exactly how it feels," the doctor answered briskly. " I had the same procedure last month and I was back at work two days later. There's no difference in our operations."
     "Yes, there is," replied the patient. "You............................

Answer:

had a different surgeon."