FOUR RIDDLES

1. What's a pseudonym?

2. A man was convicted of bigamy. His two wives were named Kate and Edith. What did the job say to him at his sentencing?

3.    A hobo knocked on the door or an English inn called George and The Dragon, and a woman opened it.  "Could I have something to eat?" he asked. "No!" screamed the woman, slamming the door. He knocked again and the same woman opened the door. What did the beggar ask her?

4. What is golf?
      
Answers:

1. A pseudonym is a nym that's not your real nym.
2. "You can't have your Kate and Edith too." 
3. "Could I please speak to George?"
4. Golf is what you do to spoil a good walk.

Credits:
#1: John Bailey
#2: Nora Leigh
#3: Gene Brown
#4: Mark Twain