HOW ________ WAS HE? I

1. How cheap was he? He was so cheap he............
2. How optimistic was he? He was so optimistic his.........
3. How slow was he? He was so slow................
4. How dumb was he? He was so dumb...................
5. How hopeful was he? He was so hopeful..................
6. How indecisive was he? He was so indecisive............
7. How snobbish was he? He was so snobbish.................

Answers:

1. complained he got better before his medicine ran out. 
2. blood type was B positive. 
3. it took him two hours to watch "60 Minutes."
4. he went to the drive-in in January to see "Closed for Winter.
5. he bought a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
6. his favorite color was plaid.
7. he wouldn't even ride in the same car as his chauffeur.