SPOONER DIFFERENCES

1. What's the difference between an usher and an inept surgeon?

2. What's the difference between a drug deal involving heroin and a Xerox machine?

3. What's the difference between a clever insect and a track meet figure?

4. What's the difference between an embarrassed bird and a devastating setback?

5. An iceberg and a gentleman's assistant?


Answer:

1. An usher can show you to your seat. 
    An inept surgeon can sew you to your sheet. 
2. Poppy caper and copy paper 
3. A cunning roach and a running coach 
4. A blushing crow and a crushing blow 
5. An iceberg crushes boats; a gentleman's assistant brushes coats.